*aperture employee voice* black mesa more like bleghk mesa am i right
*black mesa employee voice* aperture more like craperture
*aperture employee voice* Black Mesa more like Slack Mesa.
*black mesa employee voice* sick burn, dude. so sick i almost SUFFOCATED on NEUROTOXIN
*aperture employee voice* sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the giant rift in space-time behind you. You know, the one with monsters pouring out of it.
(via littlevalkyrie)
Source: cakeybots
